Well, kiddos, I finally did it - I got my official Class E Florida driver's license today....It looks weird, and the number is like 12 miles long, so it will take forever to learn it. But, I have it now, so I can legally work here in FL.....Things are going well overall here, even though I have had some trouble with my job, but oh well, what can ya do? The rent is paid and we have groceries in the house, so it's not all bad. I like it here - the weather is amazing. It was 85 today, with a great breeze coming off the ocean. I've been sitting here this week, smoking fake pot and watching shitty movies on cable - the perfect vacation, don't ya know. It's been great, but I'm ready to go back to work now. Hopefully getting my license today will get me put back on the schedule....I got a ton of shit to do tomorrow, so this is gonna be short and sweet! G'nite!
Groverat
Thursday, September 30, 2010
Official Floridian......
I am a cynical bastard, whose policy on bullshit and hateful rhetoric is normally kind of "scorched earth", and I don't tolerate bullshit very well!!! I'm learning, however, to temper my roiling, seething hatred of the morons and zealots with humor....let me know if it's working.
Saturday, September 25, 2010
The latest "Fuck You" list.......
OK, so let's get this started off with a bang......a new blog, a new Fuck You list - and it's the perfect time!!
1. Fuck you, State of Florida, for a few reasons - trying to keep gays from adopting, but allowing them to foster. This is one of those silly little redneck laws based on fear and superstition, and thank God, it has been overturned. Do you really think those kids who have been in the foster system all their lives care who it is they are adopted by, as long as they are safe?I don't think so, and I bet if you asked them, you would find that I am right. Also, because everything here requires a Florida drivers license, even if you have a perfectly good license from another state. And because my Texas license is not good enough to prove who I am to transfer my fucking license. You heard me right. My governement issued ID is not enough to get a new ID. I have to have two utility bills in my name, my birth certificate, a letter from Jesus saying I live here, and my mom's right thumbprint, in blood. Fuck you, you bureaucratic nightmare!!!
2. Fuck the GOP for blocking the repeal of DADT. It was a stupid fucking law in the first place, and now that it has been ruled unconstitutional, you decide that you can't have gays in your precious military? Fuck you, you narrow-minded, backwards ass motherfuckers. The entire function of the GOP since the president was elected has been to stop him from getting anything accomplished. How the fuck does THAT benfit the country? How?
3. Fuck all you sorry motherfuckers out there (and in my house) who don't pay your share, constantly complain about everything under the sun, fuck up constantly and still have the balls to take none of the responsibility!!!!
4. A great big sloppy faggot kiss and a fuck you to Fred Phelps and the Westboro gang. I have not forgotten about you, hate mongers! There is no excuse for protesting the funeral of a soldier who died for this country. I do not agree with this war, and I think the reasons we were put there in the first place were lies, but I have friends and family serving in the military, so I take personal offense to this. Be careful where you protest - some people are just ass extreme as you.
And finally, huge kudos to Bill Maher, for continuing to fight for truth in government, blast both sides for being utterly ridiculous and call people out for their bullshit. You should run for president, Bill - I'd vote for ya!!
Peace, love and hand grenades,
Groverat
1. Fuck you, State of Florida, for a few reasons - trying to keep gays from adopting, but allowing them to foster. This is one of those silly little redneck laws based on fear and superstition, and thank God, it has been overturned. Do you really think those kids who have been in the foster system all their lives care who it is they are adopted by, as long as they are safe?I don't think so, and I bet if you asked them, you would find that I am right. Also, because everything here requires a Florida drivers license, even if you have a perfectly good license from another state. And because my Texas license is not good enough to prove who I am to transfer my fucking license. You heard me right. My governement issued ID is not enough to get a new ID. I have to have two utility bills in my name, my birth certificate, a letter from Jesus saying I live here, and my mom's right thumbprint, in blood. Fuck you, you bureaucratic nightmare!!!
2. Fuck the GOP for blocking the repeal of DADT. It was a stupid fucking law in the first place, and now that it has been ruled unconstitutional, you decide that you can't have gays in your precious military? Fuck you, you narrow-minded, backwards ass motherfuckers. The entire function of the GOP since the president was elected has been to stop him from getting anything accomplished. How the fuck does THAT benfit the country? How?
3. Fuck all you sorry motherfuckers out there (and in my house) who don't pay your share, constantly complain about everything under the sun, fuck up constantly and still have the balls to take none of the responsibility!!!!
4. A great big sloppy faggot kiss and a fuck you to Fred Phelps and the Westboro gang. I have not forgotten about you, hate mongers! There is no excuse for protesting the funeral of a soldier who died for this country. I do not agree with this war, and I think the reasons we were put there in the first place were lies, but I have friends and family serving in the military, so I take personal offense to this. Be careful where you protest - some people are just ass extreme as you.
And finally, huge kudos to Bill Maher, for continuing to fight for truth in government, blast both sides for being utterly ridiculous and call people out for their bullshit. You should run for president, Bill - I'd vote for ya!!
Peace, love and hand grenades,
Groverat
I am a cynical bastard, whose policy on bullshit and hateful rhetoric is normally kind of "scorched earth", and I don't tolerate bullshit very well!!! I'm learning, however, to temper my roiling, seething hatred of the morons and zealots with humor....let me know if it's working.
whoever picked up this rock.........
OK, folks, I have not been blogging much lately, except to pass on funny shit, but these people are just scary, and not funny in any way.......
The Westboro Baptist Church of Topeka, Kansas, are at it again - today they posted a flier on their website saying they intend to protest a candle light vigil for the family of a doctor who was murdered in church this morning. These are the same lovely people who bring us such warm, fuzzy, Christian gifts as signs at soldiers funerals that read "Thank God for IED's", "Save the Gerbils", "Thank God for Dead Soldiers", etc.......Now, while I agree that we all have a certain amount of freedom under the First Amendment, I believe that freedom ends right before you show up at a funeral to harass and intimidate people in mourning......I know many of you will disagree with that statement, but, I am also entitled to my opinion......When we, as gay people, leave our homes, places of work and the places we play, THESE are the people we worry about. You want to know what all this "Gay Rights" hubbub is about? Go to www.godhatesfags.com, and you will see why we fight, and will continue to fight, until the Fred Phelps' and Rush Limbaugh's of the world realize that hate and violence only breed more hate and violence. There is a blog on this site lamenting the treatment these poor souls have received from the Topeka PD, how their church was bombed and burned, and how they are persecuted and hated for their speech and beliefs, and then on the same page, encourage the hatred and persecution of others for the same reasons..........Hmmmmmm, is that a double standard, or zealot hypocrisy that I hear? So, Fred, Shirley and the rest of you, let me send you out a great big, sloppy faggot kiss. Since it is your belief that God truly punishes the wicked, and that we are all on the road to Hell, let me be the first to say -
See ya there, motherfuckers!
Matthew, chapter 7, verses 1-31"Do not judge, or you too will be judged. 2For in the same way you judge others, you will be judged, and with the measure you use, it will be measured to you.
The Westboro Baptist Church of Topeka, Kansas, are at it again - today they posted a flier on their website saying they intend to protest a candle light vigil for the family of a doctor who was murdered in church this morning. These are the same lovely people who bring us such warm, fuzzy, Christian gifts as signs at soldiers funerals that read "Thank God for IED's", "Save the Gerbils", "Thank God for Dead Soldiers", etc.......Now, while I agree that we all have a certain amount of freedom under the First Amendment, I believe that freedom ends right before you show up at a funeral to harass and intimidate people in mourning......I know many of you will disagree with that statement, but, I am also entitled to my opinion......When we, as gay people, leave our homes, places of work and the places we play, THESE are the people we worry about. You want to know what all this "Gay Rights" hubbub is about? Go to www.godhatesfags.com, and you will see why we fight, and will continue to fight, until the Fred Phelps' and Rush Limbaugh's of the world realize that hate and violence only breed more hate and violence. There is a blog on this site lamenting the treatment these poor souls have received from the Topeka PD, how their church was bombed and burned, and how they are persecuted and hated for their speech and beliefs, and then on the same page, encourage the hatred and persecution of others for the same reasons..........Hmmmmmm, is that a double standard, or zealot hypocrisy that I hear? So, Fred, Shirley and the rest of you, let me send you out a great big, sloppy faggot kiss. Since it is your belief that God truly punishes the wicked, and that we are all on the road to Hell, let me be the first to say -
See ya there, motherfuckers!
Matthew, chapter 7, verses 1-31"Do not judge, or you too will be judged. 2For in the same way you judge others, you will be judged, and with the measure you use, it will be measured to you.
3"Why do you look at the speck of sawdust in your brother's eye and pay no attention to the plank in your own eye? 4How can you say to your brother, 'Let me take the speck out of your eye,' when all the time there is a plank in your own eye? 5You hypocrite, first take the plank out of your own eye, and then you will see clearly to remove the speck from your brother's eye.
Groverat
I am a cynical bastard, whose policy on bullshit and hateful rhetoric is normally kind of "scorched earth", and I don't tolerate bullshit very well!!! I'm learning, however, to temper my roiling, seething hatred of the morons and zealots with humor....let me know if it's working.
un named poem......
Seeing you hazy
always apart
surrounded by ghosts
demons in your gaze
sick boy, fighting life
barter hope for hell
trade ease for a spoon
uneven exchange
anger your armor
hatred the best defense
blood spattered chivalry
nobility in black
let past be past
embrace triumph
awaken before dissolving
tragedy cannot endure
Shakespeare I am not, but I kind of liked it.........
always apart
surrounded by ghosts
demons in your gaze
sick boy, fighting life
barter hope for hell
trade ease for a spoon
uneven exchange
anger your armor
hatred the best defense
blood spattered chivalry
nobility in black
let past be past
embrace triumph
awaken before dissolving
tragedy cannot endure
Shakespeare I am not, but I kind of liked it.........
Groverat
Read more: http://www.myspace.com/groverat420/blog#ixzz10YvlWItf
I am a cynical bastard, whose policy on bullshit and hateful rhetoric is normally kind of "scorched earth", and I don't tolerate bullshit very well!!! I'm learning, however, to temper my roiling, seething hatred of the morons and zealots with humor....let me know if it's working.
The Walrus and The Carpenter
My favorite poem......
The sun was shining on the sea,
Shining with all his might:
He did his very best to make
The billows smooth and bright--
And this was odd, because it was
The middle of the night.
The moon was shining sulkily,
Because she thought the sun
Had got no business to be there
After the day was done--
"It's very rude of him," she said,
"To come and spoil the fun!"
The sea was wet as wet could be,
The sands were dry as dry.
You could not see a cloud, because
No cloud was in the sky:
No birds were flying overhead--
There were no birds to fly.
The Walrus and the Carpenter
Were walking close at hand;
They wept like anything to see
Such quantities of sand:
"If this were only cleared away,"
They said, "it would be grand!"
"If seven maids with seven mops
Swept it for half a year.
Do you suppose," the Walrus said,
"That they could get it clear?"
"I doubt it," said the Carpenter,
And shed a bitter tear.
"O Oysters, come and walk with us!"
The Walrus did beseech.
"A pleasant walk, a pleasant talk,
Along the briny beach:
We cannot do with more than four,
To give a hand to each."
The eldest Oyster looked at him,
But never a word he said:
The eldest Oyster winked his eye,
And shook his heavy head--
Meaning to say he did not choose
To leave the oyster-bed.
But four young Oysters hurried up,
All eager for the treat:
Their coats were brushed, their faces washed,
Their shoes were clean and neat--
And this was odd, because, you know,
They hadn't any feet.
Four other Oysters followed them,
And yet another four;
And thick and fast they came at last,
And more, and more, and more--
All hopping through the frothy waves,
And scrambling to the shore.
The Walrus and the Carpenter
Walked on a mile or so,
And then they rested on a rock
Conveniently low:
And all the little Oysters stood
And waited in a row.
"The time has come," the Walrus said,
"To talk of many things:
Of shoes--and ships--and sealing-wax--
Of cabbages--and kings--
And why the sea is boiling hot--
And whether pigs have wings."
"But wait a bit," the Oysters cried,
"Before we have our chat;
For some of us are out of breath,
And all of us are fat!"
"No hurry!" said the Carpenter.
They thanked him much for that.
"A loaf of bread," the Walrus said,
"Is what we chiefly need:
Pepper and vinegar besides
Are very good indeed--
Now if you're ready, Oysters dear,
We can begin to feed."
"But not on us!" the Oysters cried,
Turning a little blue.
"After such kindness, that would be
A dismal thing to do!"
"The night is fine," the Walrus said.
"Do you admire the view?
"It was so kind of you to come!
And you are very nice!"
The Carpenter said nothing but
"Cut us another slice:
I wish you were not quite so deaf--
I've had to ask you twice!"
"It seems a shame," the Walrus said,
"To play them such a trick,
After we've brought them out so far,
And made them trot so quick!"
The Carpenter said nothing but
"The butter's spread too thick!"
"I weep for you," the Walrus said:
"I deeply sympathize."
With sobs and tears he sorted out
Those of the largest size,
Holding his pocket-handkerchief
Before his streaming eyes.
"O Oysters," said the Carpenter,
"You've had a pleasant run!
Shall we be trotting home again?'
But answer came there none--
And this was scarcely odd, because
They'd eaten every one.
Shining with all his might:
He did his very best to make
The billows smooth and bright--
And this was odd, because it was
The middle of the night.
The moon was shining sulkily,
Because she thought the sun
Had got no business to be there
After the day was done--
"It's very rude of him," she said,
"To come and spoil the fun!"
The sea was wet as wet could be,
The sands were dry as dry.
You could not see a cloud, because
No cloud was in the sky:
No birds were flying overhead--
There were no birds to fly.
The Walrus and the Carpenter
Were walking close at hand;
They wept like anything to see
Such quantities of sand:
"If this were only cleared away,"
They said, "it would be grand!"
"If seven maids with seven mops
Swept it for half a year.
Do you suppose," the Walrus said,
"That they could get it clear?"
"I doubt it," said the Carpenter,
And shed a bitter tear.
"O Oysters, come and walk with us!"
The Walrus did beseech.
"A pleasant walk, a pleasant talk,
Along the briny beach:
We cannot do with more than four,
To give a hand to each."
The eldest Oyster looked at him,
But never a word he said:
The eldest Oyster winked his eye,
And shook his heavy head--
Meaning to say he did not choose
To leave the oyster-bed.
But four young Oysters hurried up,
All eager for the treat:
Their coats were brushed, their faces washed,
Their shoes were clean and neat--
And this was odd, because, you know,
They hadn't any feet.
Four other Oysters followed them,
And yet another four;
And thick and fast they came at last,
And more, and more, and more--
All hopping through the frothy waves,
And scrambling to the shore.
The Walrus and the Carpenter
Walked on a mile or so,
And then they rested on a rock
Conveniently low:
And all the little Oysters stood
And waited in a row.
"The time has come," the Walrus said,
"To talk of many things:
Of shoes--and ships--and sealing-wax--
Of cabbages--and kings--
And why the sea is boiling hot--
And whether pigs have wings."
"But wait a bit," the Oysters cried,
"Before we have our chat;
For some of us are out of breath,
And all of us are fat!"
"No hurry!" said the Carpenter.
They thanked him much for that.
"A loaf of bread," the Walrus said,
"Is what we chiefly need:
Pepper and vinegar besides
Are very good indeed--
Now if you're ready, Oysters dear,
We can begin to feed."
"But not on us!" the Oysters cried,
Turning a little blue.
"After such kindness, that would be
A dismal thing to do!"
"The night is fine," the Walrus said.
"Do you admire the view?
"It was so kind of you to come!
And you are very nice!"
The Carpenter said nothing but
"Cut us another slice:
I wish you were not quite so deaf--
I've had to ask you twice!"
"It seems a shame," the Walrus said,
"To play them such a trick,
After we've brought them out so far,
And made them trot so quick!"
The Carpenter said nothing but
"The butter's spread too thick!"
"I weep for you," the Walrus said:
"I deeply sympathize."
With sobs and tears he sorted out
Those of the largest size,
Holding his pocket-handkerchief
Before his streaming eyes.
"O Oysters," said the Carpenter,
"You've had a pleasant run!
Shall we be trotting home again?'
But answer came there none--
And this was scarcely odd, because
They'd eaten every one.
I am a cynical bastard, whose policy on bullshit and hateful rhetoric is normally kind of "scorched earth", and I don't tolerate bullshit very well!!! I'm learning, however, to temper my roiling, seething hatred of the morons and zealots with humor....let me know if it's working.
The first "Fuck You" list of 2010
OK, so here we go with the first "Fuck You" list of the year - I've been saving this one up for a while, but I don't have time to tell off everyone who needs it, so we'll just stick to the important shit.
1. Fuck Haiti. That's right, I said it - fuck Haiti. Until there are no more hungry, homeless kids here in the US, I don't fucking care about any other country and their fucking problems. If all of their building weren't made of duct tape and hope, they would not be in this situation.
2. Fuck Rush Limbaugh, Ann Coulter and Sean Hannity. These people have actually said, on national television that certain government officials should be assassinated. If you or I said that in public, we would be arrested for making terroristic threats or inciting violence. For them it is protected speech. Fuck that. Somebody shoot them, please.
3. FUCK TWILIGHT!!! Are you fucking kidding me? what is it with all these god-damned teenage vampire romance movies? WHAT THE FUCK????? Vampires are supposed to be scary, not cute, and they do not fucking sparkle in the sun, they burst into flames. I found a t-shirt the other day that said "And then Buffy staked Edward....The End" - I agree, and I think we should find that kid and stake him.
4. Fuck all these little emo douchebags running around in girls pants. Seriously? Skinny jeans? How do you get man feet through the legs of those fucking pants anyway? DO you have to break your feet with a hammer? Is that why they're always crying? Take off the makeup, stop fucking cutting yourselves, and fucking grow up already. The planet is going to Hell, and nobody gives a fuck about you or your silly little high school drama.
5. And finally, for now, fuck all these right wing zealot morons who are both pro-life AND pro-death penalty....WHAT THE FUCK????? So let me get this straight, before you are born, you are a precious gift from god that must not be endangered in any way, but once you're here, fuck you. Did I get that right? Step into traffic, you fucking hate monger idiots.
OK, I gotta get back to work. More seething hatred soon...... ;)
Groverat
1. Fuck Haiti. That's right, I said it - fuck Haiti. Until there are no more hungry, homeless kids here in the US, I don't fucking care about any other country and their fucking problems. If all of their building weren't made of duct tape and hope, they would not be in this situation.
2. Fuck Rush Limbaugh, Ann Coulter and Sean Hannity. These people have actually said, on national television that certain government officials should be assassinated. If you or I said that in public, we would be arrested for making terroristic threats or inciting violence. For them it is protected speech. Fuck that. Somebody shoot them, please.
3. FUCK TWILIGHT!!! Are you fucking kidding me? what is it with all these god-damned teenage vampire romance movies? WHAT THE FUCK????? Vampires are supposed to be scary, not cute, and they do not fucking sparkle in the sun, they burst into flames. I found a t-shirt the other day that said "And then Buffy staked Edward....The End" - I agree, and I think we should find that kid and stake him.
4. Fuck all these little emo douchebags running around in girls pants. Seriously? Skinny jeans? How do you get man feet through the legs of those fucking pants anyway? DO you have to break your feet with a hammer? Is that why they're always crying? Take off the makeup, stop fucking cutting yourselves, and fucking grow up already. The planet is going to Hell, and nobody gives a fuck about you or your silly little high school drama.
5. And finally, for now, fuck all these right wing zealot morons who are both pro-life AND pro-death penalty....WHAT THE FUCK????? So let me get this straight, before you are born, you are a precious gift from god that must not be endangered in any way, but once you're here, fuck you. Did I get that right? Step into traffic, you fucking hate monger idiots.
OK, I gotta get back to work. More seething hatred soon...... ;)
Groverat
I am a cynical bastard, whose policy on bullshit and hateful rhetoric is normally kind of "scorched earth", and I don't tolerate bullshit very well!!! I'm learning, however, to temper my roiling, seething hatred of the morons and zealots with humor....let me know if it's working.
17 Reason Gay Marriage Will Destroy America.......funny shit!
17. Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans.
16. Gay culture is a new fad created by the liberal media to undermine long-standing traditions. We know this is true because gay sex did not exist in ancient Greece and Rome.
15. There are plenty of straight families looking to adopt, and every unwanted child already has a loving family. This is why foster care does not exist.
14. Conservatives know best how to create strong families. That is why it is not true that Texas and Mississippi have the highest teen birthrates, and Massachusetts, Vermont, and New Hampshire have the lowest. This is a myth spread by the liberal media.
13. Marriage is a religious institution, defined by churches. This is why atheists do not marry. Christians also never get a divorce.
12. Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why our society has no single parents.
11. Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
10. Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
9. Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
8. Gay marriage should be decided by the people and their elected representatives, not the courts. The framers checked the courts, which represent mainstream public opinion, with legislatures created to protect the rights of minorities from the tyranny of the majority. Interference by courts in this matter is inappropriate, just as it has been every time the courts have tried to hold back legislatures pushing for civil rights.
7. Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6. Civil unions, providing most of the same benefits as marriage with a different name are better, because "separate but equal" institutions are a good way to satisfy the demands of uppity minority groups.
5. Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
4. Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
3. Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
2. Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning.
1. METEORS and VOLCANOES.
LMFAO,
Groverat
16. Gay culture is a new fad created by the liberal media to undermine long-standing traditions. We know this is true because gay sex did not exist in ancient Greece and Rome.
15. There are plenty of straight families looking to adopt, and every unwanted child already has a loving family. This is why foster care does not exist.
14. Conservatives know best how to create strong families. That is why it is not true that Texas and Mississippi have the highest teen birthrates, and Massachusetts, Vermont, and New Hampshire have the lowest. This is a myth spread by the liberal media.
13. Marriage is a religious institution, defined by churches. This is why atheists do not marry. Christians also never get a divorce.
12. Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why our society has no single parents.
11. Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
10. Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
9. Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
8. Gay marriage should be decided by the people and their elected representatives, not the courts. The framers checked the courts, which represent mainstream public opinion, with legislatures created to protect the rights of minorities from the tyranny of the majority. Interference by courts in this matter is inappropriate, just as it has been every time the courts have tried to hold back legislatures pushing for civil rights.
7. Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6. Civil unions, providing most of the same benefits as marriage with a different name are better, because "separate but equal" institutions are a good way to satisfy the demands of uppity minority groups.
5. Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
4. Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
3. Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
2. Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning.
1. METEORS and VOLCANOES.
LMFAO,
Groverat
I am a cynical bastard, whose policy on bullshit and hateful rhetoric is normally kind of "scorched earth", and I don't tolerate bullshit very well!!! I'm learning, however, to temper my roiling, seething hatred of the morons and zealots with humor....let me know if it's working.
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