freeform rant number 76543

OK, so you know how crazy some of the politicians you see on TV seem these days? It's because they are fucking crazy and should be avoided at all costs. But instead of throwing them back to the woodpile they crawled out of, what do we do? WE ELECT THEM! What the fuck, America? What were you thinking? Why do you people always vote against your own interests, god-damn it, why? I mean, really, Rand Paul? Why do we think this man is capable of legislating FOR the people? He is a first class lunatic, for God's sake, and should be kept in a padded room. I suppose one good thing from all this is that we got to be massively entertained by the whole Christine O'Donnell thing....that chick is so crazy it's funny. I fully expect that in twenty years, she'll be walking down the street, clutching a paper bag and muttering to her voices......fucking priceless. Here in sunny Florida, we got pretty much completely fucked over. Our new governor is Rick Scott, the man who ran the company that paid the highest fine ever for Medicare fraud. Prison, you say? Bah, let's make him governor, instead. It'll be a lot of fun. I'm disappointed, but not surprised. The Democrats totally pussied out this season. I agree with Bill Maher, who said that the Democrats would be much better off if they just bragged about their accomplishments as much as the Republicans and Tea Party crazies denounced them. Ok, well, fuck this - I'm tired. Good night, and good luck. Oh, and never do the drugs you find in the parking lot. Someone left that bag of coke (or whatever it was) there for a reason. Probably a police reason. Step away from the random anonymous powder. That is all.

Groverat